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**Valentines Day Dear John Letter Story Comp **

1 month ago  #11
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Originally posted by twoshoez

Dear Roxy,

Happy Valentine’s.

That box of chocolates said more truth than you ever did. Sweet presentation… questionable substance.

Let’s keep it simple.

You smile one way, move another. One story for me, one for the Warden, and a remix for whoever’s listening. That’s not loyalty — that’s theater.

And I don’t date performances.

The reason we’re done? You’re fake. And I’m tired of guessing which version of you I’m talking to.

Truth is, I’d rather be in Nina’s cell stealing her stuff one amen after another — not because I want her, but because at least that situation is honest. If I’m taking, I’m taking. If she catches me, she catches me. No illusions. No double sides. No secret scripts.

Petty? Maybe.

But it’s still cleaner than loving someone who switches faces.

Enjoy the chocolates.

I’m choosing clarity this Valentine’s.

– Twoshoez

God damn it that’s actually really good

1 month ago  #12
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Originally posted by twoshoez

Dear Roxy,

Happy Valentine’s.

That box of chocolates said more truth than you ever did. Sweet presentation… questionable substance.

Let’s keep it simple.

You smile one way, move another. One story for me, one for the Warden, and a remix for whoever’s listening. That’s not loyalty — that’s theater.

And I don’t date performances.

The reason we’re done? You’re fake. And I’m tired of guessing which version of you I’m talking to.

Truth is, I’d rather be in Nina’s cell stealing her stuff one amen after another — not because I want her, but because at least that situation is honest. If I’m taking, I’m taking. If she catches me, she catches me. No illusions. No double sides. No secret scripts.

Petty? Maybe.

But it’s still cleaner than loving someone who switches faces.

Enjoy the chocolates.

I’m choosing clarity this Valentine’s.

– Twoshoez

See it’s fun when you join in and don’t take everything to heart. You did well I like it!

1 month ago  #13
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Hello, i REFUSE to participate in a contest of popularity and buying votes where whoever has less enemies and puts the least amount of effort wins. I won't participate in protest to these unfair rules 😠 so ill just be an unofficial judge 😎

1 month ago  #14
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Twoshoes is winning so far

1 month ago  #15
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Originally posted by TheGrimraper
Originally posted by twoshoez

Dear Roxy,

Happy Valentine’s.

That box of chocolates said more truth than you ever did. Sweet presentation… questionable substance.

Let’s keep it simple.

You smile one way, move another. One story for me, one for the Warden, and a remix for whoever’s listening. That’s not loyalty — that’s theater.

And I don’t date performances.

The reason we’re done? You’re fake. And I’m tired of guessing which version of you I’m talking to.

Truth is, I’d rather be in Nina’s cell stealing her stuff one amen after another — not because I want her, but because at least that situation is honest. If I’m taking, I’m taking. If she catches me, she catches me. No illusions. No double sides. No secret scripts.

Petty? Maybe.

But it’s still cleaner than loving someone who switches faces.

Enjoy the chocolates.

I’m choosing clarity this Valentine’s.

– Twoshoez

God damn it that’s actually really good

that's actually really AI

1 month ago  #16
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Originally posted by Chino14 Hello, i REFUSE to participate in a contest of popularity and buying votes where whoever has less enemies and puts the least amount of effort wins. I won't participate in protest to these unfair rules 😠 so ill just be an unofficial judge 😎

You always complaining. Its exhausting. Nothing ever good enough. Was it you I saw benefiting from a bug in the game during blockbowl 👀 was that you?? Wait it was... did you report the bug? I hope you did. Hate to see the biggest finger pointer in pb history find his ass banned.

Your protest means nothing. It just once again shows you as the whiney ass little Boi you are.

Now skip off and report that bug you exploited.

1 month ago  #17
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Originally posted by TheGrimraper
Originally posted by twoshoez

Dear Roxy,

Happy Valentine’s.

That box of chocolates said more truth than you ever did. Sweet presentation… questionable substance.

Let’s keep it simple.

You smile one way, move another. One story for me, one for the Warden, and a remix for whoever’s listening. That’s not loyalty — that’s theater.

And I don’t date performances.

The reason we’re done? You’re fake. And I’m tired of guessing which version of you I’m talking to.

Truth is, I’d rather be in Nina’s cell stealing her stuff one amen after another — not because I want her, but because at least that situation is honest. If I’m taking, I’m taking. If she catches me, she catches me. No illusions. No double sides. No secret scripts.

Petty? Maybe.

But it’s still cleaner than loving someone who switches faces.

Enjoy the chocolates.

I’m choosing clarity this Valentine’s.

– Twoshoez

God damn it that’s actually really good

@Twoshoez enters the therapy circle with gold standard contribution. I lol'd hard

1 month ago  #18
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I didn't know it was a bug, like how Mu didn't mind blunts teleporting you out of the yard during christmas. And he didn't say anything in the forum post lol, anyways, you guys have fun, if the rules ever make sense and become fair, i may participate.

1 month ago  #19
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Chino they make sense ya dumb cunt. You just cry at everything. If you dont like shit just fick off. Dont make the person doing something nice for you for not reason other than some laughs end up with a headache cause your crying ass cant read a fucking room.

You always do this. Every fucking time.

1 month ago  #20
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Okay, ill only vote is what im trying to say

 

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