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What Would Jack Bauer Do?

16 years ago  #1
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If you don't want to know what happens in 24 up till the current episodes, or guess in speculation as to what will happen, then don't bitch about giving away the plot, cos let's be honest, you should just watch the damn thing already, then re-watch them all when it finishes!

After many years of hard service for his country, including what must of been a lot of torture in China, he's dragged kicking and shooting back into the game with the phrase "You're lucky I'm retired....", gets shot at a shitload, caps some fools with style (favourite so far has to be the fireaxe in the first episode...up till hour 22 that is...), wraps up and hooks up, then, what can only be best refered to for an example is the following video.

Jack Bauer is the cheetah. The black guy with the stick represents everyone who shouldn't be poking Jack with a stick.

Funny, eh?

Anywho, after Jack making an epic (but brief) kidnapping of ex-president Charles Logan or that little trinket of information, that is a name said while in extreme fear and/or pain, here's the crash course in how he did that;

And a sweet follow up on it (like th place looked a total bloodbath...weird how pissed off someone gets when all he wants to do is bugger off to California with his daughter & grandaughter....), with the final name and location revealed to him for assault.....will Jack Bauer;

A - Execute the current president in the series at the UN for treason, as well as everyone else who tries to get in his way, along with a good handful of Russians, and quite likely die in a hail of gunfire when the military (that seem to be on call due to nukes n all kicking around in the city these days) come in and lay waste to anything that moves in the room?

B - Just walk right on stage during the speeches and announce to the cameras about the guilty parties involved and then dial 911 and get himself a paramedic for that nasty wound close to his kidney?

C - Die from bloodloss shortly after the president announcing her own involvement in the plot?

Personally I'm hoping for A with plenty of action except Jack slipping out the back door afterwards and getting his slate wiped clean.....

Good show though, shame it's coming to an end.

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i dont watch 24 so ill leave this to the forum whores

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Originally posted by liquidchaos i dont watch 24 so ill leave this to the forum whores

Wtf!?

Like if you stopped watching it at series 2 or 3 I could understand that....but damn man, it's quality entertainment!

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True, but compared to all the total crap on tv....you would of thought some of these unique people would stop watching how lindsay lohan is snorting her life down the drain or how some redneck's not only his own uncle through marriage, but he's cheating on his wife with her daughter to spend that hour watching something....decent, wouldn't ya?

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Originally posted by T3hD4ve True, but compared to all the total crap on tv....

WHAAAAAT?! you mean cultural gems like Jersey Shore ,Fresh Meat:2, 16 and Pregnant and Cheaters? Bitch you must be outta your mind

 
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Originally posted by artix who's lindsay lohan?

Nice. I want to live in the remote desolate inhospitable part of the world you are from....you have internet so it's not that rural, you can choose your entertainment =P

Originally posted by ClosetGay
Originally posted by T3hD4ve True, but compared to all the total crap on tv....
WHAAAAAT?! you mean cultural gems like Jersey Shore ,Fresh Meat:2, 16 and Pregnant and Cheaters? Bitch you must be outta your mind

See, none of those I know of, except Jersey Shore, cos I swear tae fuck, that black haired chick is a post op midget that's got a pressurized container of helium inside her.

One shot, that'll pop, where's Jack when you need him....

*mutters*

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I dont have cable TV, never been better I want wait to unplug and hide my TV on Crate when I'm done with my guitar hero fix~

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Originally posted by 31642013 I dont have cable TV, never been better I want wait to unplug and hide my mini TV again when I'm done with my guitar hero fix~

lol, picked up the metallica guitar hero just after christmas cos it was cheap, played in maybe twice....possibly three times....and I think two of those times was to just listen to Kyuss...still, good craic with the drums and mic and two guitars =P

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Originally posted by T3hD4ve
Originally posted by ClosetGay
Originally posted by T3hD4ve True, but compared to all the total crap on tv....
WHAAAAAT?! you mean cultural gems like Jersey Shore ,Fresh Meat:2, 16 and Pregnant and Cheaters? Bitch you must be outta your mind
See, none of those I know of, except Jersey Shore, cos I swear tae fuck, that black haired chick is a post op midget that's got a pressurized container of helium inside her.One shot, that'll pop, where's Jack when you need him....*mutters*

That would be Snooki and true she is an annoying little girl, but watching her get punched out by a grown ass man... if that isn't entertainment i don't know what is. and it's quantity over quality these "reality" -ish shows can be pumped out year long without having any real point.

 
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Originally posted by artix im live in england(UK) thats in Europe

Well then you were being sarcastic, and I'm damn glad I aint from there.

Originally posted by ClosetGay That would be Snooki and true she is an annoying little girl, but watching her get punched out by a grown ass man... if that isn't entertainment i don't know what is. and it's quantity over quality these "reality" -ish shows can be pumped out year long without having any real point.

DAMN....I'm tempted to google that.....

Like it's wrong, but then again she is post op, so technically, still a dude.

 

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