(skips in high on energy drinks)…. Hmmmmm so I am bored as hell training again… so thought I needed a little entertainment… when I get stuck in the infirm… I often get wee messages asking me things like… “what is a nice looking girl like you doing in a place like this…” I always screw my nose up because it reminds me of those cheesy lines that boys whip out at the pub after they have had too many drinks…. And it got me thinking as to what am I doing in a place like this… infact what is anybody doing in a place like this… god damn there are now 50000 of us… so hmmmmmm here is the next wee bit of entertainment for me…

A why the fuck I am looked up competition….

Yes you guessed it… write us an explanation of why you are locked inside and post it here… it can take what ever form you like… but god damn don’t write a novel please… and posted it here… a poem, rap, short blurb… whatever… then in 48 hours people can vote on the one they like the most… then the top five will go to the fantastic judges who have offered to give their time and decide which they like best…. And who are these spectacular people…. Well we have my two favourite ladies… the lovely Breezy and 316…. Then we have the infamous Bxboro from Riot Squad, Raul_Duke from the Godmother gang and lovely lord_waffles from Hell’s army… so hmmmm so I guess people want to know the prizes… well again 500k for the first, 300k for second, 200k for third and all top five favourites will get 100k ….(thinks for a second) Hmmmmm I am going to have a bit of criming to do…

Ohhhhh and of course… hmmm if anyone is interested here is how I ended up inside…

Life had taken and interesting course for me… I married young… to what I thought was a beautiful, kind, loving man… he was so sweet at first and looked so hot when he bit his lip… and everything seemed so rosy… real white picket fence material… I had everything I wanted… a great man… a beautiful home… and good friends… one in particular who had been my best friend since high school…. Her name was Sally…. And it was all so beautiful… she lived next door to us… we were like two peas in a pod…

Well to cut to the chase… I came home early for work…. On the way I went shopping for new underwear… it was Valentine’s day and I wanted to be a special treat for my man… I had picked out what I wanted to wear and drove home with just that under my woollen coat… it was a little itchy but worth it for the surprise I was going to give him… I walked inside quietly hoping that my heels wouldn’t make too much noise across the wooden polished floor… I got to the bottom of the stairs and could hear the strangest noises coming from up in the bedroom… I took a couple of steps upwards and could hear voices…. One sounded like my husband… and the other… it seemed… was Sally… I couldn’t believe what I was hearing… I sounded like sex noises coming from the room… groaning… and panting… and a knocking of the bed head against the wall… I moved up a few more steps so that I could just see into the bedroom from where I was standing…. I could make out the edge of the bed… and that there were two people on it… and then when I saw her do the thing that he loved me to do…. That was it… I don’t know what happened… but I was soooooo shocked… and hurt and angry I went downstairs and grabbed a hammer and just went blank….

When I came too… I was sitting on the corner of my bed… surrounded by the bloodiest mess I had ever seen… to hardly recognisable naked bodies lay before me… the reality of what had happened dawned on me… I sat there for a second and then slapped my face… grabbed my clothes and ran for the door… jumped in my car and left as fast as I could… I brought a ticket to the states… to try and start a new life there…  I had no way of getting a job… so I turned to whatever work I could find…. It was at one of these “jobs” that I got busted… my face was recognised from some interpole stuff and in short I am looked up awaiting extradition to New Zealand… as well as a string of other offences that I undertook while on the run… so hmmmm that’s me…  ohhh and yeah… that’s why my blow up doll is called Sally… because I miss her so much… and then when I think about what she did to me… I just wanna pop that bitch….

Now we look forward to hearing yours…..

Last edited by hanako 15 years ago

::comes in and sits on the couch::...Damn girl...A Hammer?...

I'm ready for the others...this should be interesting...::eats a cookie::

Last edited by Breezy 15 years ago

i know... and my new underwear got all ruined...

Awww hell naw...That's taking it too far...they coulda bled somewhere else..Just rude and inconsiderate...smh..

bastards... (grabs for the pin to pop sally... )....

your story has touched me

Originally posted by LORENZ0

your story has touched me

awwww thank you.... it feels good to know someone understands my sadness.... betrayal is such a bitch...

im not going to go into detail but im riding on the same sort of situation its a good thing im stuck here i guess atleast with the guards and a few inmates i can be contained

You should go into detail Lorenzo...It could get you 500k..just for sharing your shit..Lol..

yeah i wanna know... were you the cheater or the cheated... :P