Hahhahahahahh 🤣🤣🤣

Chino usually stays awake late at night, probably overdosed on caffeine pills. 😵‍💫 💊 and watching sissy hypno tapes that he snuck out of t4p's cell 🥳

But on some nights, when the prison is asleep, he roams the dark empty and endless hallways... in search of something... maybe for a way to escape, or a way to murder marnie while she is sleeping. 🥷🔪 🛏 but her cell is always locked too tightly. 🔒 🤕

One day, as he was walking in the yard, Late at night under a full moon and a night sky glistening with stars, a spirit of a horse appeared to him, glowing in a white light similar to the moon, translucent and sorrounded by mist.

It told him about a prophecy of the Prisonblock, and told Chino of how the prisonblock used to be, in an age of abundance and gold, Long ago.

Before darkness and corruption descended, and cast the prison into an age of dark.

It told him, that although evil has spread, that one day, grace would guide those believers who remained faithful and true, to spread truth and cast out evil, to help return the prisonblock to a golden age, glistening with life and adventure, for all those who find it.

Before leaving, as a farewell gift, the mystical horse gave to Chino wisdom and advice, and three items. A miniature horse to remember him and the meeting. A magical Jelly bean for the mentor with the golden crown, who would lead the way into the future, and a dizzy dildo with the combination code to marnies cell. 🥳

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My story...

I'm *Dorothy*, an undercover FBI agent that went by the name *Nina*. I was assigned to go behind the dark, gritty, disturbing walls of Prison Block. Where they would house the most ruthless, kind hearted sick sum bitches that walk this earth. My target was the mythical legend, the ghost of *The Headless Rimraper*, Some say they have spotted him lurking in the SD yard behind the shadows. The few first nights where quiet, just kept to myself as I trained up the leaderboards 😜. I befriended a inmate that went by *Grim*, he was a shady kinda guy that could get you anything you needed. He became a close informant that would do anything for a pint of paddy. One day he spoke to much saying he knows where to find *The Rim Raper* as he stubbled back to his cell. A few days later I started to notice the cold stillness of the yard, inmates abused left and right quivering in the corners. I started to ask questions but found it got me no where, till one night I heard a loud scream from behind the gym. That's when I saw him... *The Headless Rimraper* as he was teasing his next victim with his Dizzy Dildo scythe. I yelled "FREEZE BITCH" as I started lunging towards him. *The Rimraper* was startled, caught of guard. But luckily for him I caught the attention of all the guards, they swarmed me forcing me down to the ground. Before I blacked out from the beating all I saw was *The Headless Rimraper* riding of in the shadows on his mini Horse . I woke up weeks later in a new facility strapped down , confused and scared. Knowing nothing of what happened previously.Everyone thought I was crazy so they kept me in the insane asylum. Till one day I got a letter that had one lil message...

It all snapped back to me! Çould it be? Was it him? Grim? This whole entire time? But by then I was rotting away in The Psych Ward of *Arboir Hill* while TheGrimraper was still lurking in the SD yard... Riding his mini horse... Free to roam in Prison Block.

I wanted to join the fun... not as an entry just for fun. You all so talented. I got a little help from the ai to make it tidy x

The iron gates of Prisonblock Penitentiary didn't rattle for the man they called Visionz. When he walked the yard, the silence was heavy with respect. To the guards, he was Inmate 402; to the yard, he was The Warden. He held the keys to every unofficial trade in the cell block.

Years prior, Visionz had a different reputation. In the neon-lit clubs of the city, women whispered about "The Horse"—a nickname born of natural prowess and a certain effortless magnetism.

This magnetism drove a man known as Lord Dong into a silent, jealous rage. Lord Dong’s secret was plastic and silicone; his legendary status was built entirely on a high-end prosthetic. Hearing the ladies swoon over The Horse pushed him over the edge. He returned to his limb specialist with a manic demand: "Make it bigger. Make it legendary."

The result was the Dizzy Dildo, a mechanical monstrosity of hydraulics and vibrating chrome. It was less of an appendage and more of an industrial hazard.

Fate is a cruel comedian. Both men eventually landed in Prisonblock Penitentiary: Arbour Hill—Visionz for high-level racketeering, and Lord Dong for a public indecency charge involving a malfunctioning motor in his trousers.

The rivalry came to a head in the communal showers. Lord Dong, desperate to reclaim his ego, cornered Visionz, the whirring of the Dizzy Dildo echoing off the damp tiles like a chainsaw. He intended to humiliate the man who had once been The Horse.

He miscalculated. Visionz hadn't earned the title "The Warden" by being soft.

With a swift, surgical strike using a smuggled shank, Visionz didn't draw blood—he drew sparks. He expertly severed the mounting straps of the Dizzy Dildo, sending the vibrating chrome titan clattering to the concrete floor. Lord Dong stood defeated, suddenly very small and very silent.

Visionz didn't throw the trophy away. Using his "Warden" connections, he smuggled the mechanical marvel out in a laundry crate. He sold the patented internal schematics to a global adult toy manufacturer. By the time Visionz walked out on parole, he wasn't just a legend—he was a billionaire.

The interest close 5pm game time

a battle against lord dong who would of thought it 😂 very good 👏

Before the voting starts i just wanted 2 say people are biased, and will likely be a who has less enemies contest. I think the hosts vote should count as 10, and be the decisive vote. Top 3 could get a prize and everyone should get a participation award like 1000 redbulls (i need redbulls) for their efforts. Im not the host so i cant decide, these are just my ideas 💡 either way it was fun 🥳 great stories everyone

Thanks everyone! So awesome

I have read your comments also @Chino14 and note your concerns.

We have entries from

Marnie

Margaret

Steve993

Negan

Roxy

TheGrimraper

Criminal

Chino14

Nina

I will be sending everyone who entered 1k redbulls cause you are all good cunts

Here is how voting will work...

Everyone gets one vote...

Voting requires the name of the person you are voting for, and 1 reason you liked the story. I will pick a reason i find most amusing and that person can have 1k favs too cause i need more laughs in this stupid heat.

Campaigning is welcome... i am down for seeing some politics going down on the block. Love a good campaign slogan.

Voting closes 5pm Wednesday game time.

Let the voting begin

Oh... and i will only vote if there is a tie Winner gets the 1k candy corns and bragging rights.

Oh and you can't vote for yourself 😅

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