Those who are involved will understand. What do you have to do with anything here? why are you here "in prison"? do you have a story to contribute? You can be anywhere on the forum its true but this here is a friendly competition thread.

(hint hint: first post)

Girl..the weather is pretty good ova here..nice..lol..humid though....what about yours?..

ya i know just whatchin what happens,when they involve me i talk,like  now for example

*pops a bag of BBQ Rib flavored chips open*

hmmmmm taste.... i feel a hit coming on... not sure if it is the weather or my growing annoyance... does anyone else around here have that growing feeling...

::sits up at the sound of chips::...Did I hear a bag?..::looks around::

sigh. there are PRIZES for STORIES about "why are you locked up"..... you have a microphone right now..... everyone's looking at you you're up on that stage..... are you just gonna stand there looking back at us? everyone likes money riiiiight try your luck....

......*very slowly turns head to look at Breezy with the you-know-what look*

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.

On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?" The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail".

Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"

The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said,

"I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire and gin, and any number of games."

The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"

The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said "I brought these."

The other two were puzzled and asked - "What can you do with those?"

He grinned and pointed to the box and said - "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating"...

i think you did not get the idea.please go back to the first page, read the first post.