you know it

Ummm...::looks around and then slowly walks out::

I guess we're just waiting on hanako to come back now, and say "contest over" I guess....

not cool, you don't want to see where i dyed the racing stripes?

Bang Bang niggas, time to tell my story.. Well shit was all good for spring break this year.. Drove down to Miami & boarded a cruise to da Bahamas for da weekend wit my girl at the time.. left on Friday,came back to da mainland that Sunday and enjoyed the remainder of da week chillin & goin hard in South Florida.. sounds like the perfect vacation right? well yes everything was great until we returned.. Well my mom drives a 2009 BMW 530Li & she decided to allow us to use it for our vacation while she used my Buick.. Well on the way back to return my mother's car my girlfriend drives up on curb at Tropical Smoothie & as she reverses to remove the front bumper from sittin on top of the curb, it snags and now the left front bumper of my mom's Beemer is hangin and draggin the ground. Now it looks as if it belongs in a junkyard. I immediately put my head down in because I know what comes next.. I sit in silence as she calls my mother to explain the situation.. My mother is surprisingly calm in a situation that would normally provoke her to have a psychotic episode which only means one thing.. death is in the near future for someone involved.. In my mind, both I and my mother have too much to lose.. I was about to graduate with my degree in Psychology & she would be graduating 1 week later with her degree in Nursing.. Took my girl home to my house before we drove two hours away to deliver the car to my mom.. Layed her down to ease her mind before she faced what she didn't kno to be an inevitable homicide.. Her phone rings.. its my mother.. An argument ensues & before the conversation is over I hear my girl say "Fuck you bitch, I will have both you and your son dealt with".. **PAUSE for a quick sidenote 1. I have a zero tolerance policy for disrespect of any form toward me or those I care` for 2. My mother comes before EVERYTHING in my life.. **RESUMED.. Before I kno it her jaw is dislocated with 2 jabs & a hook.. I chokeslam her to the floor & smirks as she begs for her life.. I constantly repeat "now someone has to die".. she grabs my dick as she is cryin & sucks it til I cum all the while achin in pain from her jaw but I am still in a rage.. she knows I am a Quiet Storm & she is frightened.. After she makes her mouth my daycare I jam the .45 caliber Ruger in between her thighs & fire the entire clip into her honeydripper.. I go take a piss & wait for dem boys in blue to come pick me up & ship me off to New Jersey.. My mom always said my love for females & guns would always be my downfall.. hence my name DaBang'em and forever reppin Jacksonville, Florida aka Duval County.. area code 904..

Ummm....Well..Umm...Damn Bang..We now know the reason..Lmao...Good job..::walks out slowly::..

Last edited by Breezy 15 years ago

hmmmm whats a foo????

think that means fool

head hunter... i ain't ever gonna hunt through your head... :O

for sure girl.... damn straight....