What the hell are you doing locked up... 500k for grabs...
(thinks for a second... ).. .in fact i may well have brought my hammer from there... god damn expensive postage though...

really what it is is a bacteria but can be infected by inhaleing the spores that can be placed on just about anything mail ect.
(thinks for a second... ).. .in fact i may well have brought my hammer from there... god damn expensive postage though...
God's last name is not damn?please

31642013 if it matters I love kids. I have no proof but I think my wife was pregnant but I will never know now becuase some basterds took that all away so the could act tough.

Ex SAS Operative.. Did some Black Ops for my old Boss and got put in here for blowing up a block of flats full of columbian drug dealers. Unfortunately the 5.0 dident know that. My old boss couldent do much but he did get me here. To the weakest prison he could find...
Cmon.. 5* for imaginaition ahh?

i hired a hooker she bit my tounge off i beat the shit out of her, oh why i'm in here i though u wanted to no why vince from slap chop got arrested.....well i'm a political prisoner cuz i killed 5 men in a rage cuz they were eating carrots, what killing and eat veggies is a horrific crime carrot jucie is murder and i would do it again, also for uttering threats i told a farmer if hurt another been i would bite him in 2, i told the judge that was a promise and was convicted on 5 murders and 1 uttering threats, i told the judge when he sentenced me this is my finest hour, so here i am..........................is he eating a salad......dont u run from me
ohhhh wow... got a picture... :P

PsychoS...ha slapchop, "you'll love my nuts"
Thats the best commercial ever.


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