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15 years ago  #71
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girl friends ex husbend picked up her daughters from day care one 5 other one 7 years old and headed to the beer store....got a bottle and took them to mcdonlds to eat. he slips boose into his drink while they eat and play in the playground. hes still drinkin. after the bottle was finished and the sun was setting he tells them its time to go home. he stagers to the car and gets in without checkin there seat belts. on the way home he swerved to the left and then to the right into on coming traffic. hits a car head on and the girls fly out the front window 200 feet and died on the spot.  he walks out with miner scratches. long story short  judge only gave him 6 months and AA classes. i stood up and shot him in the head and the bailliff drew his weapon and i shot him. turn around and looked at the judge and pointed my gun to his head  grabed his hammer and at the same time the hammer hit.... the bullet went through his head and i said court over....droped to my knees and put my hands behind my back and looked at my girl and said now take care of my son he will understand when he gets older...

15 years ago  #72
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Originally posted by Soldato Ex SAS Operative.. Did some Black Ops for my old Boss and got put in here for blowing up a block of flats full of columbian drug dealers. Unfortunately the 5.0 dident know that. My old boss couldent do much but he did get me here. To the weakest prison he could find...

Cmon.. 5* for imaginaition ahh?

 

That's pretty straight forward...I could ask what the original mission was I guess.....and what was the reason for the blow up?..Just because?..

15 years ago  #73
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so even if i dont win i got psycho to talk about vince from shamwow's nuts

 
15 years ago  #74
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Originally posted by biglou  

(thinks for a second... ).. .in fact i may well have brought my hammer from there... god damn expensive postage though... God's last name is not damn?please

Originally posted by Ashz 31642013 if it matters I love kids. I have no proof but I think my wife was pregnant but I will never know now becuase some basterds took that all away so the could act tough. 

 

 

I'd hug you but, I dunno what kinds of sharp jagged  things you're hiding on your person.

15 years ago  #75
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Originally posted by Celsk i hired a hooker she bit my tounge off i beat the shit out of her, oh why i'm in here i though u wanted to no why vince from slap chop got arrested.....well i'm a political prisoner cuz i killed 5 men in a rage cuz they were eating carrots, what killing and eat veggies is a horrific crime carrot jucie is murder and i would do it again, also for uttering threats i told a farmer if hurt another been i would bite him in 2, i told the judge that was a promise and was convicted on 5 murders and 1 uttering threats, i told the judge when he sentenced me this is my finest hour, so here i am..........................is he eating a salad......dont u run from me

 

So...just vegetables?..Not fruits?...How did you kill him?..Stuffed the carrots down their throats?..

15 years ago  #76
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Originally posted by supremagnetic girl friends ex husbend picked up her daughters from day care one 5 other one 7 years old and headed to the beer store....got a bottle and took them to mcdonlds to eat. he slips boose into his drink while they eat and play in the playground. hes still drinkin. after the bottle was finished and the sun was setting he tells them its time to go home. he stagers to the car and gets in without checkin there seat belts. on the way home he swerved to the left and then to the right into on coming traffic. hits a car head on and the girls fly out the front window 200 feet and died on the spot.  he walks out with miner scratches. long story short  judge only gave him 6 months and AA classes. i stood up and shot him in the head and the bailliff drew his weapon and i shot him. turn around and looked at the judge and pointed my gun to his head  grabed his hammer and at the same time the hammer hit.... the bullet went through his head and i said court over....droped to my knees and put my hands behind my back and looked at my girl and said now take care of my son he will understand when he gets older...

 

Well...Damn...I have..no questions..

15 years ago  #77
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i placed the anthax spores on letters and mailed them to several media offices  and  some senators

15 years ago  #78
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Originally posted by hanako  

 

Originally posted by biglou  God's last name is not damn?please
 (pouts)... sorry lou.... but what is his last name....
Originally posted by Soldato Ex SAS Operative..  

 

  

ohhhh wow... got a picture... :P

 

  

Yeah Just dont smudge It..  

http://i806.photobucket.com/albums/yy341/BonSwe/1b-1.jpg

15 years ago  #79
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Originally posted by Celsk i hired a hooker she bit my tounge off i beat the shit out of her, oh why i'm in here i though u wanted to no why vince from slap chop got arrested.....well i'm a political prisoner cuz i killed 5 men in a rage cuz they were eating carrots, what killing and eat veggies is a horrific crime carrot jucie is murder and i would do it again, also for uttering threats i told a farmer if hurt another been i would bite him in 2, i told the judge that was a promise and was convicted on 5 murders and 1 uttering threats, i told the judge when he sentenced me this is my finest hour, so here i am..........................is he eating a salad......dont u run from me

 *nods wisely* I feel you celsk....

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Originally posted by Breezy
Originally posted by Celsk i hired a hooker she bit my tounge off i beat the shit out of her, oh why i'm in here i though u wanted to no why vince from slap chop got arrested.....well i'm a political prisoner cuz i killed 5 men in a rage cuz they were eating carrots, what killing and eat veggies is a horrific crime carrot jucie is murder and i would do it again, also for uttering threats i told a farmer if hurt another been i would bite him in 2, i told the judge that was a promise and was convicted on 5 murders and 1 uttering threats, i told the judge when he sentenced me this is my finest hour, so here i am..........................is he eating a salad......dont u run from me

 

 

So...just vegetables?..Not fruits?...How did you kill him?..Stuffed the carrots down their throats?..

 

 

oh heck no no going to use an inocent veggie no 1 i peeled his skin off like potato, another i broke him in 2 like a carrot, the 3rd i boiled alive like corn, 4th i covered in hot cheese and the 5th i cut him up into little pieces and used him to fertilize the baby peas

 

 

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